MAALOX MOMENT?

 Do you remember the episode in Sex and The City where Samantha meets a guy at a bar and later finds out he's got, "skunky spunk?" She spends the entire episode figuring out ways to make his spunk well, more palatable. Little did Samantha know, all she had to do was call Vivienne Westwood who would have told her, in no uncertain terms, to "put diamonds on it" *insert crisp English accent. Diamonds make everything better, but the real question is: Do you have the balls to wear this?

Courtesy of Vivienne Westwood